Haunted Manor

KOSHKA

YOU CAN CLICK ON THE VARIOUS MONSTERS ON THIS PAGE TO GET DIALOGUE! PLEASE MAKE SURE JAVASCRIPT IS ENABLED FOR THIS TO WORK. MACULA ALSO MAKES A CAMEO APPEARANCE BUT, AS USUAL, CAN ONLY BE INTERACTED WITH BY HOVERING THE MOUSE CURSOR OVER HIM. CLICK ON A DIALOGUE BOX TO HIDE IT.

KINDLY PARDON THE ALL CAPS THAT IS SO PREVALENT ON THIS PAGE -- I WANTED TO STAY AS TRUE AS POSSIBLE TO THE LOOK OF THE DIALOGUE BOXES IN THE ACTUAL MONSTER BASH GAME. (:

GRIFFIN

GREETINGS AND THANK YOU KINDLY FOR VISITING OUR LITTLE SPOOK-TACULAR CORNER OF THE WEB! I TIP MY HAT AT YOU, DEAR MA'AM OR SIR.

WHY AM I STRUTTING AROUND ALMOST ENTIRELY NUDE YOU ASK? WHY, TO BETTER CREEP YOU OUT! THIS *IS* A HAUNTED HOUSE, YOU KNOW

KNUCKLES

HEY THERE! I'M THE MANOR'S HANDYMAN, A JOB THAT WOULD CERTAINLY BE FAR EASIER TO DO IF I HAD AN ACTUAL BODY TO WORK WITH. I'M "ALL RIGHT" AT THE TASK HOWEVER, AND FOVEA (ON THE FLOOR BELOW) CERTAINLY HELPS ME KEEP AN EYE ON THE PLACE.

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT WE ARE HAVING A BIT OF A VERMIN PROBLEM RECENTLY. BE CAUTIOUS IF YOU HAPPEN ACROSS ANY "MOUSE" HOLES...

FOVEA

SOMEWHERE IN THE UNDERWORLD, THERE MUST BE A TRIBE OF GIANT MONSTERS THAT ARE MISSING AN AWFUL LOT OF BODY PARTS!

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IT'S A TAD DISAPPOINTING THAT INSTEAD OF THE FINAL BOSS BEING A MONOLITHIC MERGER OF THE VARIOUS DISEMBODIED BODY PARTS THAT JOHNNY DASH FOUGHT, IT WAS COUNT CHUCK BEING CAUGHT OFF-GUARD DURING NAPTIME.

LOLA

ALTHOUGH THE DOG-TURNED-WOLF-CREATURE AT THE END OF EPISODE 2 WAS PROBABLY INTENDED TO BE AN ATTEMPT BY COUNT CHUCK TO PSYCHE OUT JOHNNY DASH, THERE'S ALSO EXISTS A MORBID POSSIBILITY THAT ALL OF THE DOGS HE RESCUED WOUND UP BEING TURNED INTO MONSTERS BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T LEAVE THE UNDERWORLD.

WHILE CATS CAN FIND THEIR WAY HOME FROM JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE, DOGS ARE KNOWN FOR LACKING THAT ABILITY. COULD'VE BEEN A BOON IF JOHNNY BROUGHT A FEW DOG-WALKING ASSISTANTS ALONG FOR HIS ADVENTURE...

Perhaps the scariest monsters whose existence is alluded to in Monster Bash, are the ones that actually exist.